By Kellie Doherty
There is a sign on the alumni building on campus that went up on March 5 declaring “100 Days Until You Are An Alumni.” It’s been steadily counting down since then. I get it. It’s supposed to portray the happiness and excitement of graduation. It’s supposed to get the students pumped about being alumni of this fabulous university. It’s supposed to be encouraging.
Well, guess what?
For me—a graduate student in Book Publishing planning on graduating this spring—this countdown annoys the heck out of me. And quite frankly, it stresses me out. Why? It’s a constant reminder that I have 100 days, or 85 days, or 52 days to get all my crap in order. To find a job. To (maybe) find a new apartment. To (maybe) move to a new city. It’s a constant reminder that I have less and less time to get my final grad projects in. A constant reminder that May 20—my thesis defense date, the one that decides whether I pass or fail this program—is getting closer.
And that’s freaking stressful! With all the other ToDo lists in my life, all the other deadlines (self-imposed or otherwise), all the other stresses, I don’t need this one.
But…maybe I need to look at it differently. Maybe this looming countdown can be…a count-up to my new life instead. My next adventure. That’s a better way of thinking about it. For now, anyway. Don’t ask me on June 12.
What do you think of the countdown?
3 thoughts on “Why I’m Annoyed by the Alumni Countdown”
I’ll tell you exactly what annoys me: It’s incorrect grammar (albeit a very commonly seen error). There is no such thing as “an alumni”. Latin words abound in the language of higher education titles, so getting it right should matter if we wish to look educated. There might be a lot of alumni, some alumnae, or an alumna (sing. fem.) or an alumnus (sing. masc.). OK maybe the blurring of gender lines isn’t being accommodated there. But a plural form preceded by “an” is clearly showing the sign-maker’s ignorance of these terms.
Oh, now I see they removed the “an”.
Glad to see I wasn’t the only one bothered by it!
Thank you for pointing that out, Ben!